Goa
Teacher:Tintumon, Where is your native place?
TintuMon: checkoslovakia.
Teacher:Tell me the spelling
(kure neram alochichathinu sesham tintumon)
Tintumon:Patticheee e.!!!!!!
my native place is GOA..
Motta
Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?
Tintumon jumped and said: Physics miss English miss Maths miss Social miss!!

Puli
Tintumon went to forest with his friend , pettenne oru puli munnil chaaady.!!
friend puliyude kannil mannu variyittu.
Friend: oodikko??
Tintumon: njan ethina odunne nee alle mannu vaary ittathu..!!!

Chathi
Tintumon: Oduvil snehicha pennum enne chadichu da..
Friend: Enth patti
Tintumon: Veruthe vilichatha.. Irangi ponnu

Convert
Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam. I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY
Tintumon: Teacher innale A padam kandu.

Cheetha Koottukar
Oru divasam achan tintumonodu: da nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu..enthadaa ithu.?.
Tintu:ellaam cheetha koottukettukal kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar.. ,
athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..! !!.

Medical Shop
Tintumon in medical shop
Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.
Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?
Tintumon:- Tonykalla ente ammakkaa

Kaattaana
Teacher: Vaakyathil prayokikuka, Kaattaana
Tintumon:Njan kaatiloode nadakumbol oru puli odi vannu,njan enthu kaattaana??

Achante Upadesham
Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam tintumone.
Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho??

Eduthal Pongathathu
Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda palliyilachan: Eduthaal pongaathathaanallod a ninte chundathu?
Tintumon: Eduthaal pongaathathukonda acho.. valichukondu pokunne!!

Tintumon As God
Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.
Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?
Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya
“DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO!!!”

With Father
Appan: Ninne Pallilachan aakkamennu njan nercha nernnittundu.
TINTUMON: Chathichallo appa Ente mone pallilachan aakkamennu njanum nernnirikkuva. .

Tintumon In Classroom
Classil urangunna tintumonodu Teacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?
Tintumon: Chatukam
Teacher: nhan entha chodichath?
Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher.

Tintumon & Kallan
Tintumonte veettil kallan keri.
Ithu kanda Tintumon:
Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda, illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum

Food & Accomodation
Teacher: Food ennal Bhakshanam. Accomodation ennal Thamasam. Enkil Food & Accomodation ennal enthanartham. .??
Tintumon: Bhakshanam Thamasikkum !!!

PTA Meeting
Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow..
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Tintumon: its just u, me & the Principal !

Dr Tintu
Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum?
Doctr: 1500 rs
Tintu:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda.

Umma
14-11-2009: Njan avalod oru poo chodichu, Aval oru poochedi thannu.
15-11-2009: Avalod oru page chodichu, Aval oru book thannu.
16-11-2009: Avalod oru umma chodichu, Umma mathramalla, uppayum angalamarum koodi nallonam thannu

Movie Ticket
Tintumon was repeatedly buying movie ticket, finally the ticket seller asked.
Enthada chekka nee kanikkunne?
Tintumon: Aa doorinte aduthullavan ellam keerikkalanju

Traffic
Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote Drive carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the teachers..!!

Swimming
Maths Teacher: Aaril anju poyal enth kittum?
Tintumon: Anjuvinte dead body kittum, karanam avalku swimming ariyilla!!

Marunnu
Tintumonmedical shopil: ivide ellamarunnum kittumo?
Staff:ella marunnum kittum
Tintumon: ennal 1 kilo vedimarunnu thaa.

Teacher
Tintumon: rajesh enne thalli,ini thalliyal njan shemichu enu varilla
Achan: nee mashodu paranjille?
Tintu: Hummm..!!!! avan thanneyanu ee rajesh