DOSA  

Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated  
Tintumon: Dosa  

MANDAN  

Teacher: “Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku”  

Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.  


Teacher: “Oho… Ne mandanano ?”  

Tintumon: “Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni<!–more–>    
Teacher: ‘Freeze aakatha oru liquid-nte peru parayoo’  

Tintumon: ‘Chooduvellam’  
INTERVIEW  

Malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna tintumon  

qn: prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka  

tintumon inganne ezhuthi…..  

Njan: namasthe teacher. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu  

Sugathakumari: samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu.  

Njan: shari teacher  

kali tintumonnodo???  
SSLC  
SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum:  
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“Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!”    
KALYANAM  
Tintumon: Njan ninte veetil poyirunnu,nammude kalyanam nadakkumennu thonnunnilla …  
Tintumol :Enda, Achane kando ?  
Tintumon: illa, ninte aniyathiye kandu.
MADIYAN  
Teacher : Ettavum $hakthiyula oralude peru parayamo?  
Tinttumon : “Madiyan”  
Teacher : Wat?  
Tintumon : Teacharalle paranjadu madiyan mala chumakum ennu…  
CHASE  
Tintumol: Ningal boys enthina girls-ne chase cheyyunnathu. Ningalkkavare Marry cheyyan plan illenkilum.  
Tintumon: Pattikal car-inu pirake odunnathu car odikkanano ?  
REVENGE  
Achan: eda tintuve…..nhan ninne vazhaku parayumbol ninaku feel aaville..appol nee ninte vishamom mattan enthu cheyum ?  
Tintumon: njan veetile toilet nallapole vrithi aakum  
Achan: athu kond ninte vishmom engane marana??  
Tintumon: Nhan Toilet vrithi aakunath Achante toothbrush kond aanu!!!  
BEGGAR  

Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for “Chillara”, Is your father a Beggar ??  
AUTO  
Autoyil ninnirangiya tintumon:ethrayayi  
Driver:100 roopa  
tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo  
Tintu:thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath  
PROFESSOR  
A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”  
tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI BAMBA”  
professor: “i dont understand anything”  
tintumon: “same 2 you”  

SLEEP  
Tintumon: Im sleep with dad last night  
Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night  
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Tintumon: appo njan urangikazhinjayirikkum teacher vannath alle..?  
MOTHER  
Father to Tintumon: Why can’t you not think every woman as your mother?  
Tintumon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?  
THARAVATTIL PIRANNAVAN  
tintumon :amme njan enganeya undayathu?  
amma:mone nee vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha  
tintumon:appol ammayum achanum appooppanum enganeya undayathu?  
amma:njangalum vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha  
tintumon:appol evide tharavattil piranna otta orennam ellalle
BHAKSHANAM  
Tintumon: ‘Achaa oru kaaryam parayyan undayirunnu..  
Achan:’Bhakshanam kazhikkumbol mindaruthu…’  

(After eating)  

Achan: ini para entha parayaan ullathu?  
Tintumon: Achante food il oru palli undayirunnu…!!!!!!  
LKG-TINTUMON  
To be is to do(Socrates)  

To do is to be(Plato)  

To be or not to be(Shakespeare)  

Aaha angane vittal pattuo..Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)……..  
CHEMISTRY  
Teacher : What is “Al2 O3″ ?  
Ramu : Alumina.  
Teacher: Tintu, What is ‘Fe2 O3″?  
Tintumon : “Filomina”  

1000 ROOPA  
‘1000 rupakku enth meedichalum oru sari free’  

next day kadayil oru bhahalam  
tintumon 1000 rupakku ‘chillara’ medichu sari venamennu paranju bhahalam vekkunnu…  
Tintumonte 3 Supradhana kandethalukal.  
1)Prove thumbi=goat  

Proof:Ponnola thumbi poovali thumbee aadu aadu nee aadadu…..  
Hence the proof  

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2)Education dept.inde thonnivasam  
Question paper ennu paranju tharunna paperil full qns undavum….pakshe answer paper aanennu paranju tharunnathil oru answerum undavarilla….  

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3)Moments pass,seconds pass,hours pass,days pass,years pass…….  
Nammal mathram pass aavunnillallo athentha?  
I LOVE U  

UKG’il padikkunna tintumonodu, LKG’il padikkunna pappymol:”I LOVE YOU DA”  
Tintu mon: “Pha dash mole, Mottennu viriyatha ninne kittiyittu njan enthu cheyyana…”?  
DINESHAN  

Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?  
Tintumon: Dineshan  
Teacher :Why?????  
Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan  

NO FREEZE LIQUID